In the words of the great #85, “Child Please!”

In case you haven’t been watching HBO’s Hard Knocks, that’s a PG version of “Fuck you!” Wednesday after practice, Coach Lane Kiffin gave Brandon Warren a big ol’ Child Please! It’s apparent that CLK thinks Brandon is a huge vag (maybe he just can’t get past his Mike Tysonesque voice?)

Either way, B-WAR is going to be counted on, tampon in or not.  Personally, I think the guy is a beast-stud that rivals T.O. in athletic ability; alright I’m kidding, but seriously the guys got all the talent in the world. Kiffin even acknowledges the kid’s ability, but tempers his praise with a critique on his “want to” without sounding too much like the Old Battle Captain.

“There’s always something, everyday there’s something, so I don’t know what it was today. He makes a couple of significant plays, then he’s over in the training tent”

Maybe Warren is sick of bending over to catch footballs at his feet from our Heisman Hopeful Quarterback, really who knows. With D-Moe, G-Joe, and the Great White Hype all injured, the success of our wide-receiving corps rests on the shoulders of Bdubs, the next Robert Meachem (Quinton Hancock), and a bunch of freshies. So unless there’s a hot birdie in the training tent, Brandon better get his ass out of there and practice.

-NCV