Rocky IV: Romp in the Swamp

Posted by Harry Tasker | Posted in vols football | Posted on 19-09-2009

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Meyer will actually say “I must break you” to Kiffin at midfield pre-kickoff.

1st quarter will be all hate from BHG Stadium from all sides as the Vols get pummeled early.

Vols will keep hanging around though and by halftime the Drago/Gators will have a cut under their eye. Spikes comments that Hardesty is not a man, he is a piece of iron.

3rd quarter will be a brawl and the crowd will become enamored with the marginally talented Greasy Italian Tank that is UT Football. Pauley aka David Reaves aka the useless brother-in-law will tell Crompton to aim for the WR in the middle.

4th quarter will find unparalleled doubt on the Gator sidelines as Meyer’s ueber bitch of a wife looks on with desperation. The crowd slowly begins to cheer for UT. Vols pull off the impossible victory.

A bloodied Kiffin makes a speech at midfield draped in an American flag blabbering about change and inadvertently committing 12 secondary violations.

CBS fades out with John Cafferty singing in the background.

props to invisblekid

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